it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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