After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it was like eating out sand paper
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
