is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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