drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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