Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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