Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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