i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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