So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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