so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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