This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Ya canโt just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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