he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize