well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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