I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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