she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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