Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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