He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
