i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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