Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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