i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian