check it out our google latitudes are spooning
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's