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• (516): View more from New York

  check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table

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• (925): View more from California

  I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.

  (1-615): View more from Tennessee

  Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?

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• (805): View more from California

  Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's

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