But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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