somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just wanna soil my oats bro
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm bleeding and have questions
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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