is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
