I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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