Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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