Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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