and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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