i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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