I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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