New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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