Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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