Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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