does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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