You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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