so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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