It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
