I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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