if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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