Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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