i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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