Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I don't deserve a penis
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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