you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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