Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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