I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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