Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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