i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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