on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
smell my finger.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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