sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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