Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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