i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
