you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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