he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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